10 Ways To Make your Relationship Unromantic

While many 0f you guys out their are trying to make their love life work, I would like to cater some advise to the apathetic people who are committed to make their relationships as unromantic as possible, needless to say, it is very easy to do that but here are some of the best ways:

1)Always wear the same clothes whenever you go out with him/her on a date.

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2)Never accept any gift, help or advice which your partner might offer, it could induce bonding.

3)Always give him/her a missed call only- never call and only talk about the weather of that time of the year, the year before, what it could be the year after…you got the idea.

4)Whenever you greet your partner on meeting, give them a big, wide YAWN!

5)Instead of bouquet of roses, try gifting a few coloring books- the one you had when you were 4-years old.

6)Never laugh at their jokes.

7)While watching movies with your partner start an SMS chat with your friends. Dont look at the movie or your partner.

8)At an amusement park get really excited on riding a particular ride then leave them alone on it at the last minute.

9)Then this is the most annoying one, bring a friend who talks a lot- to you whenever you are on a date with him/her. That friend should cut-off any attempt of your partner to try and talk to you.

10)Ask for a gift everytime you meet.