Chocolate Are Nuclear Materials
myLot User ProfileWell the chocolate day just went by and I gifted my girlfriend lots of them but now I guess I’ll have to find a new substitute gift ..Yes there’s bad news for u chocolate lovers out there , recent studies have revealed that chocolate does not only make u obese ; increasing the risk of a cardiovascular disease but also mutate your DNA (its still alright if you’re looking for a job in the X- MEN society). Chocolate has been found to be 0.00000000000000000129% radioactive. Scientists have already started enriching chocolate ores (COCOA TREES ) for their application as fuel in nuclear reactors. So this does solve the energy problem worldwide but it questions the life of all those chocolate cravers out there who been living on nothing but chocolate all these years…
Pic: chocolateworld.net
The word “chocolate” comes from the Aztecs of Mexico. The Aztecs associated chocolate with Xochiquetzal, the goddess of fertility. Chocolate is also associated with the Maya god of fertility. I guess that’s one reason for chocolate craving in women. Most of the people who report chocolate cravings are women (sorry guys, but its true). We talk about chocolate melting in your mouth and we’ve all heard of the so called perfect gift – flowers and chocolate. So why don’t we men crave chocolate? Well, how often do you give a man a box of chocolates .The most common reason people give chocolates as gifts is to express their love. But it’s much suitable to gift it to a woman than a man because women associate it to relaxation and love more than us men, we just think its nothing but more sweet stuff.
With the valentine’s day coming I hope this will help you choose a gift (a very obvious one) for your girl. For all those who want to control/curb this craving,there’s only one way and that is to get that sweet tooth removed (ha-ha).
Tags: chocolate, Nuclear Weapons, Women
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